Ah…

Lovely…

5 mins after kick-off…

The half-time whistle blows…

5 minutes later…

A kerfuffle breaks out…

Five minutes later…

A loud banging noise awakens the dead…

And then…

Fin.

Lewes: Bull, Warren, Meeres, Spinks, Ojemen, Sablier, Antonio (Muirehad), Allen (Jones), Ekpiteta (Ladapo), Unwin (Hutchinson), Bassett

Unused sub: Finney

Supporters Club man of the match: Can’t disagree with the stadium choice – Josh Spinks was immense at the back.

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