This match report comes with huge apologies to Robbie Williams and his legal representatives. Press play below for musical accompaniment…

They sit and wait
Do Carshalton want to finish eighth?
Their block is low, the game has got no flow
And I’m growing old

And I have been told
That Craig Nelson’s let his wings unfold
So when I’m lying in my bed
Thinking of next season instead
And I know within my head
Craig’s loving Angels instead

And through it all, he offered us invention
But no contract extension, whether that’s right or wrong
Please don’t take Toby Bull, Matt Warren or our Danny
Shae Hutchinson or Alfie, when they come to call
You’ve already got Botti
When you’re loving Angels instead

This game is bleak
But Shae’s given us a one-goal lead
I look above
And I know eleventh is calling us

But as the feeling grows
Ghannam strikes one off his toes
And when the game looks dead
They get two more goals instead

And through it all, Pitts offered us ball retention
A lot of goals and suspensions, Allsopp and Ojemen  
And though our form did stall, we’ll always have Cray Valley
Five wins on the tally, before September called 
We won’t forget thee
When you’re loving Angels instead

Supporters Club man of the match: Shae Hutchinson for the quality finish and eagerness to chase balls down the channels

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